anatomyofaburnout:

if you’re gay and live in oklahoma and don’t call yourself an oklahomo then what the fuck are you doing with your life

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

miucciapet:

damn she thick

websiteprince:

looking @ your crush like

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House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

if you order me food rn i will love you forever

hudmelberrysonnyc:

corkiri:

ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

snorlaxatives:

people who use capital O’s as zeros make me 1OO% uncomfortable

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

teenscoolest:

You call me your friend???

Where were you when my post got 0 notes???

WHERE were you!!!???

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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