this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST
is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)
fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick
do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery
A lot just happened.
that whole caption is wild
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
yet there are still rapists and pedophiles roaming the streets
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.
"enjoy high school, you’re going to miss it when it’s over" nah tho
A wooden door stuffed with cocaine
Frogs in a film canister
Cocaine disguised as candy
Cats filled with opium
Snake in a clay pot
A gecko in a false book
A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey
A METRIC TON OF WEED
wtf even is this