rincrocker:

this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST

rincrocker:

this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST

screamandshout:

screamandshout:

i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…

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skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

silohouettes:

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.


that whole caption is wild

silohouettes:

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

that whole caption is wild

literallyrad:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

yet there are still rapists and pedophiles roaming the streets

literallyrad:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

yet there are still rapists and pedophiles roaming the streets

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

stanfordetc:

"enjoy high school, you’re going to miss it when it’s over" nah tho

Me during the Purge: *rips the tag of a mattress* fuck yeah...what a rush

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

canadian-coitus:

wtf even is this

canadian-coitus:

wtf even is this

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?