if you’re gay and live in oklahoma and don’t call yourself an oklahomo then what the fuck are you doing with your life
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
damn she thick
looking @ your crush like
ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully
then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before
tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T
The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.
There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.
people who use capital O’s as zeros make me 1OO% uncomfortable
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out