krustykrabpuff:

my favorite sport is figuring out which girls from my school are gay

Hey if yall could pray for my mom and siblings right now, my dad passed away last night. Or send positive vibes in general

Hey yall im not gonna be on for a while due to a family emergency

ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

the best moment in cinematic history

my favorite sport is figuring out which girls from my school are gay

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

officialunitedstates:

if elephants have such a good memory how come we still don’t know who killed abraham lincoln

snarkeet:

angryshortfemme:

"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"

??????
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???

What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????

My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.

????

darthmoonmoon:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

THESE ARE MY FAV VIDEOS

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak