oomshi:

You’re hot but your taste in clothing is ridiculous but I will still sleep with you in the name of justice

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

tramampoline:

whatsdifferentincanada:

50% of Canadians live in the red areas 

the other half lives in the blue waters of the great lakes, our invisible amphibians brethren

tramampoline:

whatsdifferentincanada:

50% of Canadians live in the red areas 

the other half lives in the blue waters of the great lakes, our invisible amphibians brethren

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

factota:

schrodinger’s paint

factota:

schrodinger’s paint

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep